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Thursday, 9 December 2010

Champions League Round-Up, Week 6

Week 6 was never going to be the most exciting round of fixtures in this season's Champions League, given that the fate of most teams had already been decided.

There were no late qualification surprises but, with many teams playing with a new-found freedom, there were some cracking goals, as well as some refereeing controversy. Here's my take on the action.

Group A: Spurs top group, Inter stumble through


IT'S OFFICIAL: Tottenham are the most exciting team to watch in Europe.

Harry Redknapp's side have become the first in the Champions League era to score at least two goals in every group game. It's just as well, because nine of the teams eliminated from the group stage this season conceded less goals than the North Londoners.

All in all, Spurs' six European matches have yielded a ridiculous 29 goals, at an average of just under five per game. Their carefree attacking football has made them compulsive viewing, and they did not disappoint in Holland against FC Twente.

The visitors needed to match Inter Milan's result in order to top the group, and began with an urgency befitting their mission. The early pressure told in the most unexpected of ways when 41-year-old Twente goalkeeper Sander Boschker unleashed a complete air shot when presented with a bobbling back-pass. It was his first ever Champions League game - and almost certain to be his last.

Tottenham had been gifted the lead, but defending is just not in their nature, and more goals were always likely. When Benoit Assou-Ekotto handled in a way reminiscent of Cesc Fabregas in the North London derby a few weeks ago, the Dutch champions had their chance to level. Denny Landzaat was forced to beat Gomes twice, but beat him he did.

Jermaine Defoe's clinical finish after a clever reverse pass from Aaron Lennon briefly restored Spurs' advantage, before Roberto Rosales' flying header pegged them back once more. Defoe gave his side the lead again on the hour mark, but Twente would not be beaten, and a superb free-kick from Nacer Chadli earned them a share of the spoils.

Despite only drawing, Tottenham advance as group winners courtesy of Inter Milan's humiliation in Bremen.  Moreover, with the likes of Bale, Modric, Van der Vaart and Defoe in their ranks, the North Londoners will fancy their chances of out-scoring any of their potential opponents in the next round. Sooner or later though, they will have to learn how to defend.

IN GERMANY, Werder Bremen went a long way towards lifting the gloom around a disappointing Champions League campaign with a superb victory over crisis-hit Inter Milan.

A deflected header from Sebastien Prodl, an excellent volley from Marko Arnautovic and a low drive from Claudio Pizarro sealed a 3-0 win for the home side, whose only regret will be that they couldn't have mustered this sort of performance in either match against FC Twente.

For Inter, the result piles more pressure on beleaguered manager Rafa Benitez. It was always an unenviable task to try and follow Jose Mourinho's treble-winning exploits last season, and Benitez's Inter are - almost inevitably - not the same side.

But having fallen ten points behind Serie A leaders AC Milan and with the promise of a tough knockout draw in Europe to come, Benitez is now right up against it.

It is unclear how much time he will get to turn the situation around, but whoever is in charge come February, Inter should not be written out of the Champions League reckoning just yet. They remain one of the strongest sides in Europe, and I seem to remember no one being overly worried about them this time last year...

Group B: Schalke top dogs, Lyon lacklustre


SCHALKE continue to save their best performances for Europe as they recorded an impressive away victory over Benfica to cement their place as winners of Group B.

The German side are hovering just above the relegation zone after 15 games in the Bundesliga, but you wouldn't know it from the way they have seized control of this group after opening day defeat to Lyon. They have improved their chances of a favourable draw in the next round, and will certainly be no pushovers.

Benfica made all the early running but it was the visitors who opened the scoring with their first attack, thanks in no small part to the vision and unselfishness of Raul. Realising that he couldn't go for goal, the wily Spanish poacher instead chested the ball back down to compatriot Jurado, who smashed home.

The Portuguese giants poured forward in search of an equaliser, but it was shoddy defending which extinguished their hopes of a comeback. A corner was inadequately cleared, and the ball was lofted back in to find Benedikt Howedes completely unmarked eight yards from goal. The defender made no mistake. Luisao's header briefly threatened a comeback, but Schalke deservedly held on. 

After a promising start, Benfica have been a massive disappointment in this group stage. Their disastrous humiliation in Israel in Week 5 ended all hopes of knockout qualification, and they have only just secured a Europa League place. Major improvements are needed if they are to make the most of their second chance in Europe.

ELSEWHERE IN FRANCE, Lyon and Hapoel Tel Aviv played out an entertaining 2-2 draw, which saw the French side through as runners-up and the Israelis narrowly miss out on depriving Benfica of a Europa League place.

The pick of the action was undoubtedly Hapoel frontman Eran Zahavi scoring one of the goals of this season's tournament - a fantastic bicycle kick which gave Lyon keeper Hugo Lloris no chance and briefly had the Israeli champions dreaming of a famous victory. But French rising star Alexandre Lacazette broke the visitors' hearts with a cool finish two minutes from time after a clever flick from Lisandro Lopez.

Lyon may be safely through to the next round, but Claude Puel will no doubt be frustrated that his team have condemned themselves to a tougher knockout draw after winning each of their first three games. The French giants are yet to hit the heights of last season's European campaign, but now have until February to find their best form.

Group C: United improve, Rangers attack (at last)


MANCHESTER UNITED are still struggling to convert chances into goals in Europe - they've scored just seven goals in six games in the group stage - but showed enough in Tuesday's draw with Valencia to suggest they remain genuine Champions League contenders.

Sir Alex Ferguson's desire to claim the point needed to top Group C was evident in the strong United line-up which he fielded, but the hosts still struggled to capitalise on their dominance over a Valencia side devoid of Juan Mata and Roberto Soldado. Despite producing several clear-cut chances in the first half, United could not find a way past the impressive Vicente Guaita in the Valencia goal. 

They were made to pay for their profligacy on the half-hour mark: Michael Carrick, a resurgent figure of late, exposed his back four with a terrible pass, Alejandro Dominguez showed great vision to find Pablo Hernandez, and the winger slammed the ball through the legs of stand-in United keeper Ben Amos.

The Spaniards may have seized the advantage, but United's fluid attacking link-up play was causing them problems. Dimitar Berbatov missed a host of presentable chances, and Wayne Rooney - looking sharper with every passing game - rattled the crossbar with a sensational 25-yard curler.

It seemed almost inevitable that the hosts would draw level, but when the equaliser finally came, it did so from an unlikely source. Guaita forgot the first rule of goalkeeping when he parried a fierce Park Ji-Sung effort straight back into danger, and the lively Anderson slotted home only his second United goal.

The result means that United finish as group winners, and thus will avoid the much-feared duo of Barcelona and Real Madrid in the next round. Valencia may face harder opposition, but their attacking threat ensures they will be a handful for anyone.

IN TURKEY, Rangers adopted a more attacking mentality against Group C whipping boys Bursaspor - I counted as many as three blue shirts in the opposition half at one stage - but were unable to end a respectable Champions League campaign with a win.

Kenny Miller gave the Scots the lead with a fierce left-footed strike twenty minutes in, and Walter Smith's side then predictably camped on the edge of their own penalty area and challenged the hosts to break them down. 

Surprisingly, they did. With ten minutes left, Ozan Ipek's cross from the left-hand side evaded everyone except Sercan Yildirim, whose deft first touch afforded him all the time in the world to slot the ball past Allan McGregor in the Rangers goal.

Yildirim's goal gave Bursaspor their first ever Champions League point at the sixth attempt, but it almost got even better. Yildirim appeared to be possessed by the spirit of Samir Nasri as he brilliantly jinked his way through the visiting defence late on, but then the spirit of Ade Akinbiyi took over as he completely fluffed his finish.

Rangers will be pleased to secure their place in the Europa League despite only scoring three goals in six games, but it's difficult to see them making any sort of an impact in the competition unless they find the net more regularly. Bursaspor, I think, will just be pleased it's all over.

Group D: Barca's kids deliver, Copenhagen blaze trail


IN BARCELONA, it was La Masia - 2, Rubin Kazan - 0, as the Catalan giants' youngsters took full advantage of their opportunity to wreck the Russians' outside hopes of qualification for the knockout stages.

It may have been an unfamiliar line-up which took to the field at the Nou Camp on Tuesday evening, but the Barca faithful were treated to a similarly virtuoso display by their young guns. 

Spurred on by the hugely impressive Thiago Alcantara, the Catalans predictably dominated possession and relentlessly probed for an opening. When it finally came in the second half, there was a slice of fortune involved - Andreu Fontas' toe poke took a heavy deflection as it wrong-footed Rubin keeper Vitali Kaleshin, after good work from Thiago on the right.

Lionel Messi was greeted with a rapturous reception when he was introduced in the second half, but once the night did not belong to the little Argentine, or indeed to any of Barca's established stars. Victory was finally assured when Victor Vasquez latched onto an Adriano (not that one) through pass and curled the ball beyond Kaleshin.

That Barcelona could field so many youngsters and still beat the Russian champions so comfortably is yet another ominous signal to the footballing world that this is the team to beat - or rather, to avoid. 

Rubin, having failed to achieve their target of a place in the knockout stages, will now look for better times in the Europa League.

IN DENMARK, FC Copenhagen comfortably brushed aside a poor Panathinaikos to deservedly become the first Danish side ever to reach the Champions League knockout stages.

The hosts knew that a home win would be good enough no matter how Rubin fared in Spain, and Martin Vimgaard got the party started midway through the first half with a well struck half-volley from just outside the area.

Chelsea's former flying winger Jesper Gronkjaer may not 'fly' quite so much any more, at the grand old age of 33, but the wily operator used all of his experience five minutes after the interval to tempt Nikolos Spyropoulos into a clumsy challenge in the penalty area. He then got up, dusted himself down, and doubled the Danes' advantage.

Panathinaikos have offered almost nothing to this season's Champions League, and their humiliation was complete when captain Djibril Cisse (yes, that one) flicked a Vimgaard corner into his own net. If the former Liverpool man had shown those kind of predatory instincts at the right end over the last six games, the Greeks might have managed more than a pitiful two goals.

Cedric Kante's injury-time header gave the visitors a consolation they didn't deserve, but it was all academic. Copenhagen are into the knockout stages, and will proudly embrace the tag of the big guns' favoured draw.

Group E: Bayern ruthless, Roma progress


WHAT IS IT about German sides struggling in the Bundesliga but raising their game for the Champions League? 

Bayern Munich's domestic form may not be quite as horrendous as Schalke's, but last season's European finalists have made light work of Group E despite rarely finding their best form this term. Louis Van Gaal's men swept aside FC Basel to end the Swiss side's admittedly optimistic hopes of pipping Roma to the runner-up spot.

If Bayern are indeed using Europe to exorcise their domestic demons, then the return to scoring form of Franck Ribery will surely come as an added bonus. 

The winger scored two goals - the first after good work from rising star Diego Contento, the second from Thomas Muller's low cross - to trouble the scoresheet for the first time since August. In between the two, Anatoliy Tymoschuk had tapped home from all of two yards after Mario Gomez had flicked on a Toni Kroos corner.

Bayern can now devote all their attentions towards trying to make up a titanic 17 point deficit to runaway Bundesliga leaders Borussia Dortmund until continental battle resumes in February. When it does, Bayern will have to be seen as legitimate contenders for the tournament which they lost in the final back in May.

FC Basel have given a good account of themselves in Group E, and can take comfort in the fact that their Europa League fate was sealed whatever the result in Munich, by Roma gaining a point from their clash with CFR Cluj.

CLAUDIO RANIERI'S SIDE forced a typically turbulent passage into the knockout stages in Romania, spurning a number of clear-cut chances to extend their lead beyond Marco Borriello's well taken opener before being pegged back by Lacina Traore's powerful header two minutes from time.

Roma, with the likes of Borriello, Menez, Taddei and Totti, have the attacking talent to upset any of Europe's big guns on their day. But they have suffered as a result of their worrying generosity in defence, and this is the problem which Ranieri must fix before February, lest the first knockout round become the limit of their progress.

Group F: Chelsea struggle, Spartak kick off


WITH A CRUCIAL PERIOD of the Premier League season approaching, Chelsea appear to have collectively forgotten how to play football.

The Blues travelled to Marseille having recorded only two wins in seven games, and another lifeless and nervy display was punished on Wednesday night.

Before the match, the big story was Didier Drogba's return to the club where he is still considered a legend. But judging by his listless performance, it seemed that the Ivorian was either distracted by his hero's welcome or unwilling to hurt his former side by affecting the game. He was removed just after the hour mark, probably with one eye on Sunday's crucial London derby with Tottenham.

Carlo Ancelotti's aim in fielding close to his strongest side for an ostensibly meaningless match was clearly to try and allow his best players to play their way into form in time for the big games to come. It didn't work.

Chelsea showed little or no improvement from recent setbacks against Sunderland, Newcastle and Everton. Their ponderous and predictable movement caused the Marseille defence few problems, save for a couple of inexplicably rash challenges by Souleymane Diawara which should have merited penalties.

That 17-year-old Josh McEachran was the Blues' stand-out performer says just as much about the English champions' current struggles as it does about the young midfielder's considerable potential. 

The only other silver lining is that, with top spot already assured, Brandao's deserved late winner for Marseille has done nothing to hurt Chelsea's chances of success in Europe's premier club competition. 

They can now turn their attention to arresting their current domestic slump, and should be a thoroughly different proposition come February.

IN SLOVAKIA, a match which was as pointless as MSK Zilina are in Group F was disrupted by crowd trouble before Spartak Moscow did enough to bow out of the Champions League with a win.

Zilina, to put it mildly, have found it extremely tough going in Europe this season, and once again found themselves under pressure against their Russian visitors. But Spartak failed to make the most of their dominance, and were punished when Tomas Majtan rose unchallenged to head past a stranded Andriy Dykan.

The Russians soon composed themselves, however, and Alex broke the Zilina offside trap far too easily to slot home the equaliser. Then, on the hour mark, the Spartak captain turned provider, his pinpoint low cross giving Ibson an easy finish.

The rest of the match passed largely without incident, save for the moment when Ibson wildly lunged in at Emil Rilke and attempted to deprive him of any future children by plunging his studs into the Zilina substitute's manhood. He was rightly dismissed.

Spartak will rue their collapse at home to Marseille, but have a chance to redeem themselves in the Europa League.

Group G: Benzema runs riot, AC Milan stunned


REAL MADRID unsurprisingly didn't miss any of their suspended players as they destroyed Auxerre in another of Wednesday evening's more pointless matches.

In the absence of the injured Gonzalo Higuain, it was Karim Benzema who stole the show for the hosts with a lethal hat-trick. 

The Frenchman opened the scoring twelve minutes in with a close-range diving header after Cristiano Ronaldo earned himself a yard of space with a trademark step-over and clipped in an inviting cross. 

Ronaldo himself doubled the hosts' advantage just after the interval with a powerful finish after a great driving run and an even better pass by Marcelo. He's a really good player - just not at left-back.

As the visitors began to tire, Benzema's night got even better. He doubled his own tally with just under twenty minutes to go, a clinical left-footed finish beating Olivier Sorin after Lassana Diarra had found him with a well-timed ball over the top.

And two minutes from time, Real's irrepressible frontman sealed his first hat-trick for nearly three years, at the expense of Sorin's pride. Benzema pounced on a wayward pass from the Auxerre stopper but still had a tight angle to negotiate. He did it with style - sending a beautiful lob over the stranded keeper and into the far corner.

The convincing nature of Madrid's win, coupled with the fact that they will have the likes of Xabi Alonso, Sergio Ramos and Gonzalo Higuain available for selection in the knockout stages, reasserts the fact that, despite their El Clasico humiliation, no one will want to draw Jose Mourinho's star-studded team in the next round.

IN ITALY, Ajax managed their first ever win over AC Milan at the San Siro just 24 hours after losing manager Martin Jol, but it all came too late to steal a place in the knockout stages.

Caretaker coach Franck De Boer had said he wanted Ajax to "rediscover the joy of playing" prior to the match, and Ajax rose spectacularly to this challenge. 

They dominated their more glamorous hosts throughout, and deservedly took the lead just before the hour mark when Demy De Zeeuw pounced upon Siem De Jong's blocked shot to fire low into the corner from the edge of the area.

If the first goal was an impressive strike, even better was to come. Luis Suarez's fine jinking run on the left flank beat three Milan players and his pass found Toby Alderweireld on the edge of the area. The big centre-half unleashed a first-time rocket which bulged the top corner and left keeper Marco Amelia open-mouthed in shock.

Any assessment of Milan's lazy display must be tempered by the fact that their passage to the knockout stages was already assured. But the fact remains that they are an aged team with an expensively-assembled attack which consists of temperamental players (i.e. prima donnas). 

Tottenham, Manchester United and Chelsea are potential opponents in the next round. Based on the Serie A leaders' performances so far in the Champions League, any of these English sides would fancy their chances.

Group H: Arsenal ease through, Shakhtar make history


ARSENAL'S situation coming into Week 6 was never as dangerous as it seemed on paper. Sure, they needed a win to guarantee qualification, but with their final match against Group H minnows Partizan Belgrade at the Eimrates, it was always more than likely.

So it proved. It wasn't the most fluent Arsenal performance of the season, but Arsene Wenger's side got the job done against very limited opposition.

After an uncertain start, stand-in captain Robin Van Persie went down, shall we say, a little easily in the box after being clipped by Marko Jovanovic. Once the penalty was awarded, the Dutchman buried it with aplomb to ease the nerves of the home crowd.

At the promptings of the sublime Samir Nasri, who appears to have emerged from the shadow of Cesc Fabregas to establish himself as a world-class talent in his own right, Arsenal produced several chances to finish the game at 1-0. 

They did not, and were made to pay in the 52 minute when Cleo's tame effort was deflected over Lukasz Fabianski by Sebastien Squillaci. For a brief moment, with Braga drawing with Shakhtar, the unthinkable appeared possible.

But with just under twenty minutes remaining, such fears were put to rest. Theo Walcott controlled a wayward defensive clearance in the Partizan area and half-volleyed the ball into the far corner. Four minutes later, Nasri himself made the game safe with some sublime footwork and a low left-footed drive.

Arsenal are into the next round, but have been far from convincing in what appeared a relatively straightforward group. Their runner-up finish means they can draw either Real Madrid or last season's tormentors Barcelona. Arsene Wenger has said he doesn't fear the Catalan giants. I fear he should.

IN THE UKRAINE, Shakhtar ensured that their first ever progression to the Champions League knockout stages has come as group winners, with a solid win over a spirited Braga side.

The visitors' stubborn defence frustrated the Ukrainian champions for long periods, but their resistance was finally broken by an excellent strike from rampaging left-back Razvan Rat with twelve minutes to go. Suitably buoyed by going ahead, Shakhtar made the game safe five minutes later when Luiz Adriano tapped home Rat's cross.

Shakhtar have made lightning progress since winning the UEFA Cup two years ago, and fully deserve to top Group H. And with their formidable home record, it is unlikely that any of Europe's elite will view them as an easy option.     

Friday, 26 November 2010

Champions League Round-Up, Week 5

It was another eventful round of fixtures in the Champions League this week, with mistakes, brilliance, controversy, and of course, goals aplenty. Here's my take on the action.


Group A: Spurs comfortable, Inter not




Tottenham are growing into the Champions League with every passing win, and offered up perhaps their most mature performance to date against Werder Bremen. 


If the triumph over Inter Milan three weeks ago was impressive for exhibiting the kind of sheer daring characteristic of underdogs, the controlled nature of victory over Bremen impressed in equal measure as proof that Spurs are just as comfortable shouldering the weight of expectation.


Incisive wingplay has been the recurring theme of Tottenham's European campaign thus far, and both Bale and Lennon were excellent again.  


From the moment Younes Kaboul steered home the latter's inviting comeback with only six minutes on the clock, the hosts never looked in danger. And in spite of a rare moment of generosity from Gareth Bale twelve yards from goal, their superiority was underlined by Luka Modric and Peter Crouch either side of the interval.


Harry Redknapp's side cannot, however, claim all the credit for the ease of their victory; their visitors were truly awful. 


Ever since suffering a thrashing at the hands of Inter on matchday two, Bremen have been a massive disappointment. A series of lacklustre displays from the Germans have ensured that what should have been a close group has been decided with a round to spare. They will not be missed.


But Spurs will not complain. They have secured qualification, and are now in pole position to secure a favourable draw in the knockout stages by topping Group A. Bale and co. have thus far been fantastic ambassadors for English football, and deserve all the credit likely to come their way.


Things are not quite so rosy for the 'Kings of Europe', however. Currently sixth in Serie A, Rafa Benitez is struggling to hang on to his job. Qualification from the Champions League group stage was surely a minimum requirement in the Spaniard's job spec and it has been achieved, albeit thanks to a laboured win over FC Twente at the San Siro. 


As ever, it was Wesley Sneijder who carried the main threat going forward, and it was the Dutchman's free kick which deflected into the path of a grateful Esteban Cambiasso to sweep home. 


But an otherwise unconvincing performance, coupled with Denny Landzaat's late strike against the bar for the visitors, meant that the overriding emotion at the final whistle was relief rather than euphoria. It shouldn't be this difficult for the European champions.


Nevertheless, Inter will feature in the knockout stages of this year's tournament, even if it must be as runners up in Group A. Whether Benitez will is another matter.


Group B: Schalke take control, Benfica implode




Opening day defeat in Lyon meant that Schalke had been playing catch-up until now, but an emphatic victory over the French giants in the return game has enabled Felix Magath's side to take control of Group B and book their place in the next round.


The Germans pressed their opponents high up the pitch from the start, and were quickly rewarded when Jefferson Farfan slotted home inside the first 15 minutes. Klaas-Jan Huntelaar doubled the advantage soon after, providing a clinical finish to a neat counter attack, and added a deflected third late on. 


The Dutchman has now scored 19 goals in 22 games for club and country this season, and a continuation of this form will surely be crucial in correcting Schalke's poor start to the Bundesliga season. They have, however, been the epitome of German efficiency in Europe and, with their place in the next round assured, can now focus their attentions on domestic affairs.


Lyon, for their part, were poor, and manager Claude Puel will rightly be angered that successive European defeats have all but consigned his team to Group B's runner-up slot after a faultless start. Perhaps the most stark evidence of Lyon's decline can be found in the fact that their qualification was ultimately assured not through their own efforts, but thanks to a Portuguese capitulation in Israel.


Benfica needed victory over whipping-boys Hapoel Tel Aviv in order to keep their knockout hopes alive. They failed spectacularly.


The Portuguese champions can rightly highlight their domination of both possession and chances as proof that they were unfortunate. They can also point to a bizarre episode in which Hapeol defender Bevan Fransman was booked for a foul in the box and yet no penalty was awarded and claim that the footballing fates just didn't favour them.


But to concede three goals to the group minnows is unforgivable in any circumstances, and Benfica deserve their Europa League fate.


Group C: Rooney returns and Bursaspor do something




Another much-hyped 'Battle of Britain' rather predictably turned out to be a damp squib, contested by a game but chronically-limited Rangers side and a Manchester United whose attacking instincts were somewhat tempered by the knowledge that they only needed a point to qualify.


The Ibrox atmosphere, tipped to be a significant factor before kick-off, was muted by the pragmatic approach of the home side in the face of vastly superior opposition. Rangers got the crowd going with a couple of half-chances, but are maddeningly short of ideas and quality going forward.


Wayne Rooney worked hard on his first start after his ankle injury/soul-searching/contract ploy-motivated absence, but he needn't have bothered - ultimately a twelve yard tap-in was all that was required for the 25-year-old to steal all the headlines, after Steven Naismith had executed a perfect flying kick to the face of Fabio/Rafael (honestly,I don't think even Ferguson knows).


In an otherwise tepid encounter, the best bit of movement all night came courtesy of the delirious United fan whose perfectly timed dash between the Ibrox stewards earned him a euphoric embrace with Wazza himself. Unbelievable tekkers.


In Spain, Valencia supplied the final blow to Rangers' hopes of qualification for the knockout stage by destroying   Bursaspor even more convincingly than they did in Turkey on matchday one. 


The hapless visitors did however manage to notch their first ever Champions League goal - the thinnest of silver linings in what has been a frankly terrible campaign. It was borderline offside, but you'd have to be positively Tory to want to take that away from them.


Group D: Barca thrill (again), Rubin keep the faith




Barcelona are so good at times it's unfair. Having bagged eight away at Almeria on the weekend, the Catalans barely broke sweat as they swatted aside Panathinaikos to confirm their status as group winners.


A brace from Pedro and yet another goal from Lionel Messi were sufficient for the Spanish champions to wrap up the points in Greece. The little Argentine maestro now has 70 goals in his last 71 games for Barcelona, and along with Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo, is re-defining what is considered possible in the modern game.


Pep Guardiola's side have won Group D at a canter, and can now turn all of their attentions to Jose Mourinho and Real Madrid - starting with Monday's Clasico.


In Russia, a solitary penalty on the stroke of half-time from captain Christian Noboa was enough to earn Rubin Kazan their victory over rivals FC Copenhagen and keep their hopes of progression to the knockout stages just about alive.


Despite the victory, the Danes remain in pole position to secure second spot with Rubin facing a trip to the Nou Camp in the final round of fixtures. But the Russians have won in Spain before, and with Barca already through, Copenhagen cannot afford to be complacent.


Group E: Roma resurrect and Cartu gets mad




It's a little known fact that ever since Claudio Ranieri gave up eating houmous around ten years ago, his teams have been unable to do things the easy way. 


Okay, so that may have been a flagrant lie, but it is true that for some reason drama, if not necessarily quality, appears to follow Roma around in the Champions League. 


Sensationally beaten at home by FC Basel on matchday three, the Italians were then forced to come from behind to win the return game in Switzerland. And on Tuesday night, only the mother of all fightbacks ensured that Ranieri's team now stand within touching distance of the knockout stages.


Louis Van Gaal's Bayern had little to play for in Rome, having already secured qualification three weeks ago. But their first half performance belied this fact, with Mario Gomez netting twice to take his tally to 14 goals in his last 10 games and give the hosts a mountain to climb.


But climb they did. Spurred on by the power and pace of Jeremy Menez down the flanks, goals from Borriello and Rossi levelled the scores, before Francesco Totti's late penalty just crept under stand-in keeper Thomas Kraft to win it. Almost in spite of themselves, Roma are now only a point away from booking their place in the next round.


In Switzerland, plucky FC Basel kept up the pressure on Ranieri's side with a hard-fought win over CFR Cluj, but all of the post-match talk centered around Sorin Cartu, manager of the Romanian champions. 


Watching his side's European campaign fall apart proved too much for the 55-year-old to bear, and the former Romanian international striker showed that he has lost none of his predatory instincts with a fierce assault on the perspex dugout wall. Cartu will no doubt claim that the wall provoked him in some way, but UEFA will investigate nevertheless.


Group F: Chelsea kids come good (sort of), Spartak ambushed




Carlo Ancelotti's decision to give youth a chance against minnows Zilina had mixed results as Chelsea did just enough to secure top spot in Group F.


The first half proved a frustrating experience for the Stamford Bridge faithful, as they watched a bunch of talented youngsters play, well, like a bunch of talented youngsters, with flashes of promise interspersed with silly mistakes. 


The Slovakians capitalised on the uncertainty with a well-worked goal, and for a short while it looked as though an almighty shock was on the cards. But after a half-time telling off, Chelsea exhibited a vast improvement in the second half, and goals from Daniel Sturridge and Florent Malouda were fully deserved.


For the Blues manager, the youth experiment produced decidedly mixed results. Josh McEachran showed poise and quality beyond his years in the midfield, while Sturridge and Van Aanholt also impressed. Jeffrey Bruma, however, justified Ancelotti's decision not to use him against Sunderland with a nervy display in defence, whilst Gael Kakuta had almost no impact on the game before being hauled off at half time.


An ostensibly meaningless game has produced much cause for thought for Ancelotti. For while Chelsea's first eleven is a match for anyone, the lack of a plan B on the bench could yet undermine their quest for a maiden Champions League triumph against top opposition.


Meanwhile in Moscow, Marseille avenged an opening day home defeat by giving Spartak a damn good thrashing on their own patch. 


The diminutive Mathieu Valbuena opened the scoring in the first half with a superb finish on the turn, and the hosts never regained their composure. Second half strikes from Loic Remy and Brandao added gloss to a scoreline which didn't flatter the French side in the slightest, and Spartak's misery was compounded by the petulant dismissal of Welliton.


The Europa League now beckons for Spartak, while Marseille can look forward to a glamour tie in the knockout stages.


Group G: Real give Ajax send off (x2), Milan job done




Real Madrid gave Ajax a controversial send off in Amsterdam - two, in fact - as they confirmed themselves as worthy group winners.


Both Xabi Alonso and Sergio Ramos received their marching orders for time-wasting late on, meaning they will be suspended for a glorified friendly against Auxerre but conveniently return with a clean slate for the knockout stages. 


And of course, it was purely coincidental that Jose Mourinho was filmed passing a message to the duo via his coaching staff, Jerzy Dudek and Iker Casillas moments before the incident, and that neither player looked too put out at the prospect of an early bath.


UEFA have charged all five of them with improper conduct, which means that the Special One will probably be on the receiving end of an extremely angry letter from Michel Platini very soon. Whether Ramos and Alonso have their punishments extended remains to be seen.


Beneath all the controversy, there is actually an extremely impressive Real Madrid win to talk about. A clinical finish from Karim Benzema and a deflected swerving strike from Alvaro Arbeloa had already put Real into a commanding position, before Cristiano Ronaldo took his season's tally to 19 goals in as many games. He may be a prancing show pony, but he's without doubt the best prancing show pony on the planet.


In France, a measured performance from AC Milan was enough to see off a lacklustre Auxerre side and book the Italian giants' place in the knockout stages.


After a first half lacking in inspiration, Zlatan Ibrahimovic woke the crowd from their slumber by slamming the ball past a helpless Olivier Sorin from the edge of the area. Aside from the occasional dangerous set-piece, the hosts carried no real threat, and it was left to Ronaldinho to seal the points in injury time, rolling back the years with a jinking run and curling finish.


Milan may have done enough to qualify for the knockout stages, but their encounters with Real have proved that the trophy is far beyond them this year.


Group H: Gunners misfire, Shakhtar take advantage




Arsenal snatched defeat from the jaws of a draw in Portugal, as Owen Hargreaves' (pictured) Braga kept their own qualification hopes alive.


Against opponents who needed to win in order to maintain their hopes of second spot, it might have proved a wiser strategy for Arsene Wenger's side to sit back and attempt to hit their hosts on the counter attack. But Arsenal only know one way to play, and it usually involves discarding caution to the elements.


The Gunners' relentlessly attacking philosophy proved to be their downfall in the last ten minutes, as Brazilian striker Matheus twice capitalised on a lack of numbers in the Arsenal defence to race away on the counter and slot the ball past Fabianski.


Braga manager Owen Hargreaves (weren't you wondering why he hadn't played for United in a while?) deserves a great deal of credit for overseeing a run of three consecutive wins in Europe after opening their campaign with two heavy defeats, but their opportunity to qualify for the knockout stages remains small with a trip to the Ukraine lying ahead. The Europa League remains a more likely reward.


Arsenal now go into matchday six needing to win in order to qualify, but the situation is not as desperate as it sounds - Arsene Wenger's team would really have to go some, even by their own recent standards, in order to slip up against Partizan Belgrade, who are yet to claim a point in the group stage.


The real downside is that Arsenal will now most likely face a tougher draw in the knockout stages, having been all but condemned to the runner up spot in Group H by Shakhtar's victory over Partizan.


The Ukrainian champions took full advantage of the North Londoners' slip-up to put themselves in prime position to top Group H with a comfortable win over Partizan. 


Goals from Stepanenko, Jadson and Eduardo were enough to see off Partizan, who have offered literally nothing in the Champions League this year. And with Shakhtar's immense home record in Europe, it's hard to fancy either Braga or Arsenal to get what they want on the last day.


Alan Williamson once sang, 'There may be trouble ahead'. I don't know who he is, but Gunners fans may be inclined to believe him.